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Drink 'til I Hurl

Original Song: "California Girls" by The Beach Boys

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I started with some wine
And then I ordered up a beer
Then a couple rounds of Tequila shots
Has got me feeling lots of cheer
And even fruity foo-foo drinks
Will make me feel all right
But I must admit I've got one regret
About the way I end each night

I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl
(Wish I didn't spew all that I spew)
I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl

The nightclub has a menu
Of a thousand different drinks
I wanna try 'em all before the end of summer break*
Get so snockered I can't blink
So I order up a Hurricane
And then order up some more
Yeah, but I always hurl it all up on my girl
And she won't talk to me anymore

I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl
(Wish I could just click on an Undo)
I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl

[Oh but I]
I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl
(Wish I didn't spatter onto you)
I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl
(Wish I didn't cause you to scream "eeew!")
I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl
(Wish I didn't ruin your new shoes)
I wish I didn't drink 'til I have to hurl

 
* Assuming 70 days of summer break and 1,000 drinks, that comes out to a little over 14 drinks a day. Do not try this yourself; the author can do it only because he's a trained professional.