The Legend of George Lucas

Original Song: "The Legend of Paul Revere" by Paul Revere and the Raiders

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In a little town called Hollywood back many years ago
A man was writing Star Wars, hoping it would make some dough
And to an interviewer he confessed his secret plan
"I think twelve episodes is what this story's gonna span"

And though we've read what Lucas said
We'll never know just what's in George's head

The first one was a big hit, it was raking in the cash
And then the dark side started telling Lucas he was rash
So he spoke out in public so that everyone would hear
"This story is nine episodes, just let me make that clear"

And though we've read what Lucas said
We'll never know just what's in George's head

In 1983 the third installment had been shown
And it was time to take a break with Indiana Jones
And looking back on what it took to make that trilogy
"Six episodes is all there is" George Lucas did decree

And though we've read what Lucas said
We'll never know just what's in George's head

And now the final episode is over and complete
But hardcore fans will swear to you the story's incomplete
And though we hope that someday George will listen to the fans
Unless he needs the money all the Jedi have been canned

And though we've read what Lucas said
We'll never know just what's in George's head