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Football

Original Song: "Time Warp" by Rocky Horror Picture Show

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It's amazing
And so fleeting
Sixteen games and then
A couple playoffs
And the season is over
Then I just wait again

I remember during the summer
Drinking a lot of gin
To pass all the hours
'Til the season is calling

Let's play some football again
Let's play some football again

It's just a run to the left
And then a pass to the right
With a fake and a spin
Just watch the linemen bite
But it's the three-and-outs
That really drive you insane

Let's play some football again
Let's play some football again

I'm a bigwig
In fantasy sports leagues
So laden with intrigue
And such close calls
I spend all of my hours
Searching for stats I can scour
'Cause I'm gonna win it all

And you know on the weekend
TV's like a beacon
And nothing will keep me from the games
Got a bag of Doritos
And a plate of burritos

Let's play some football again
Let's play some football again

Well I was sitting in the stands
With a beer in my hands
And the field was so green just like a wonderland
The players came out and started warming up
You better buckle up, tightly, buttercup
I couldn't wait for my team to win
I was screaming "let the game begin"

Let's play some football again
Let's play some football again

It's just a juke to the left
And then a cut to the right
When they grab at your hands
You keep the ball held tight
But it's the monster hits
That really drive you insane

Let's play some football again
Let's play some football again

[Marching band break]

Let's play some football again
Let's play some football again

It's just a shift to the left
And then a pull to the right
With the ball on your hip
You keep it out of sight
But it's the field goal doinks
That really drive you insane

Let's play some football again
Let's play some football again