Fly Swatter

Original Song: "Girl Watcher" by the O'Kaysions

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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[swatting]

I'm a fly swatter
I'm a fly swatter
Swattin' flies all day
Hey hey hey
I'm a fly swatter
I'm a fly swatter
I'm swattin' now

*swat!**swat!**swat!*

I was sittin' here when one flew into my beer
Which led me to just one deduction
I got my swatter out, and there wasn't any doubt
There soon would be housefly destruction

I'm a fly swatter
I'm a fly swatter
Every fly is tracked
Then they're whacked
I'm a fly swatter
I'm a fly swatter
Here comes one now

[swatting]

Thinking that I'm done, but no, there's another one
And though I know they won't outlive me
I'm gonna seal their fate, they'll head to the pearly gates
'Cause I don't like the buzz they give me

I'm a fly swatter
I'm a fly swatter
Swattin' every fly
Watch them die
I'm a fly swatter
I'm a fly swatter
Their doom is now

*swat!**swat!**swat!*

*swat!**swat!*
Die now, you buzzing beasties!
*swat!**swat!*

[tiny voice]
Help me, help me