Fly Around the Moon
Original Song: "Fly Me to the Moon" by Bart Howard 
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Fly around the moon
And take a look at what is there
Just don't pop a window open,
Even on a dare
In other words, don't go out
In other words, Perri-air*
Maybe you will see a Starbucks
Maybe three or four
I've heard that they're everywhere
On Earth and maybe more
In other words, space lattes
In other words, gravi-tea
Do you see a jumping cow
Still doing that old shtick
Or perhaps some tiny bugs
A nest of Luna ticks
In other words, steaks are high
In other words, moon mites
Does the sight you get to see
Just make you want to swoon
After all, you literally
Flew there to be mooned
In other words, full and round
In other words, asteroids
*you did see Spaceballs, right?