Flintstone Fanboy

Original Song: "Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell

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I've been watching this show so long
Feeling like I belong
I know every line in the episodes that they're showing
With Fred stepping out of the door
And then getting locked outside by his pet dinosaur
You know it's on my television
And it's led to my decision
That I'm gonna buy all the merch they're selling to me

Like a Flintstone fanboy
Drivin' round in a car with the tires all made of stone
Like a Flintstone fanboy
Searching all of eBay for items that I don't yet own
Like premier season's rock telephone

Now I'm shopping an antique store
'Cause I always keep looking for more
And this hobby is keeping me poor, but that doesn't stop me
And I'm cosplaying Great Gazoo
With a big green helmet and a mischievous "dum dum" for you
I got a job down at the quarry
Just to live the Flintstone story
But I wonder why I can't find a Wilma for me

Like a Flintstone fanboy
Got the mugs and the cards and the toys and the videos
Flintstone fanboy
Using my computer to edit me into the shows
With stegosaurus skins for my clothes

Like a Flintstone fanboy
Knowing Fred made a first-season Jellystone cameo
Like a Flintstone fanboy
Writing cards and letters to try and resurrect the show