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You've Got A Fiend

Original Song: "You've Got A Friend" by Carole King

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When you're down and troubled
'Cause the world is full of jerks
Who bother, bother you every day
Call me up and let me know
And I will go to work
To make it so no one gets in your way

You just give me the names
And you know wherever I am
I will find them
And put them to shame
Winter, spring, summer, or fall
I'm the one to make 'em crawl
Your enforcer, yea-eh
You've got a fiend

If your boss gets snippy
And says that you're no good
Even though you work so very hard
Let me know it happened
And there's a likelihood
Soon, your boss is buried in my yard

You just give me a name
And you know wherever I am
I will find them, find them yeah yeah
And show them the pain
Winter, spring, summer or fall
I'm your two ton wrecking ball
Your enforcer, yes I am

Now ain't it good to know
That you've got a fiend
When people can be a-holes
I'll track them, yes, and attack them
And make them beg for forgiveness
Oh, 'cause that's my business

You just send me a name
And you know wherever I am
I will find them, find them yeah yeah yeah
And lock them in chains
Winter, spring, summer or fall
I'm your personal Darth Maul
Your enforcer, yes I am
You've got a fiend

You've got a fiend
Ain't it good to know you've got a fiend
Who will deal the blows
Who will find your foes
Who will stomp their toes
You've got a fiend

Oh yeah, now
Oh, you've got a fiend
Yeah, baby
Here in your dream
Oh yeah...
You've got a fiend