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W.C Fields, the American actor/comedian, used to confound censors in the early 1900's by substituting "Godfrey Daniel!" for a much harsher expletive.
Standing in the checkout line and hiding what I'm gonna buy
Feeling so self-conscious because this ain't something for a guy
Told my wife "I'm heading out to get some beer and pizza pie"
Then she said "hey wait a sec I've got some things in short supply"
Godfrey Daniel, here we go again
"Need a couple female things please pick them up if you don't mind"
I've been married long enough to know I better not decline
Now I'm wishing I could die because this sale has gone awry
Cashier's acting like a heel, "Is this for you? C'mon get real"
Then he grabs the intercom -- "we need a price check - aisle eight"
Fellas if you take a wife this kind of thing becomes your fate