Fema Camp

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Paint It Black" by the Rolling Stones

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Google "Fema Camps" and you'll find plenty of info, pro and con.

They feed us hot dogs and a chocolate cookie snack
Here in this secret governmental Fema camp
They brought me to this place for reasons I don't know
They told me that they've changed my name, it's now John Doe

The living's free, don't even need to use food stamps
Here in this secret governmental Fema camp
It's feeling more like home with each and every day
They brought in all my buddies from the N.R.A.

They play a game called "Asking questions 'til I crack"
Here in this secret governmental Fema camp
I think I've done so well I'm getting a reward
They said tomorrow that I'll get to waterboard

I live inside a little tiny metal shack
Here in this secret governmental Fema camp
They're always playing pranks, one day I can recall
They hooked up wires and electrified my walls

I'm glad the USA has lots of income tax
So they can operate this festive Fema camp
We're all invited to a show at 10:15
They're gonna reenact a scene from "Halloween"

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Vacationing at Fema, Fema camp
Civil rights, first to go
But it's a lot of fun
Camping out every night
I love it at my Fema, Fema, Fema, Fema camp
Yeah!

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