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Fabulous

Original Song: "Dangerous" by Roxette

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Ooh, just a little bit fabulous

He'll dress in drag
And take a stroll
He's heading out for the night
Don't need birth control

Just see him sashay
He's never uptight
Knows how to swagger on spiked heels
While staying upright

Hey, what a look
It's his game
And he's enjoying
Being a dame

What a sight
You know he's a little bit fabulous
He tucks all the parts that make him he
You won't ever know that he stands to pee
You know he's a little bit fabulous

His Versace gown
Will catch your eye
He's really one hot tomato
At least for a guy

He's up on the stage
Headlining tonight
The sign's flashing his stage name
Up in the lights

A corset's tight
On his frame
'Cause he's in business
As a counterfeit dame

Late at night
You know he's a little bit fabulous
And those sweater pups he's got concealed
Has everyone wondering "fake or real"?
You know he's a little bit fabulous

Ooh, just a little bit fabulous

Hey, hey, hey
He's in fur
See the way
He plays the diva
While he sings "Cabaret"

What a sight
You know he's a little bit fabulous
He's driving a Trans Am on the street
He's drag racing everyone that he meets
You know he's a little bit fabulous

He's fierce, he's extreme-a-ly fabulous
He's made a career from how he preens
His followers call him the king of queens
You know he's a little bit fabulous
Ooh, just a little bit fabulous

Oh oh oh
Hey, have you heard
It's his fame
Looking like a dame

On cue
He's just a little bit fabulous
Hey he needs a shave
Uh oh

(It's really a damn shame he's a sham dame, you know)