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Elder Home

Original Song: "Heart and Soul" by Huey Lewis and the News

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Five o'clock this morning
We all got up and going
The children might be phoning us today

We're moving kind of slowly
Our socks are warm and wooly
The heater's set to eighty degrees
You see
That's how we like it

At the elder home
We never roam
We've got it all
Hot chocolate every night
Woah
Woaaah

Well, can't you see we're losing hair
We've all got cards from Medicare
I've got a favorite rocking chair for me

Ten o'clock this morning
I think a nap is calling
I always keep on falling asleep
You see
There's no one to stop me

At the elder home
We never roam
We've got it all
Hot cider every night
Woah
Woaaah

At the elder home
We never roam
We're up at dawn
Get off our lawn
Yeah!

There's hot toddies every night
Woah
Woaaah
Taking pills
We get refills

The elder home
We never roam
With aching bones
We're popping Doan's