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The Twelve Days of Eatmas

Original Song: "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

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On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
A bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Seven quesadillas
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eight chili cheese dogs
Seven quesadillas
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Nine beef burritos
Eight chili cheese dogs
Seven quesadillas
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Ten catfish fingers
Nine beef burritos
Eight chili cheese dogs
Seven quesadillas
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eleven chicken tenders
Ten catfish fingers
Nine beef burritos
Eight chili cheese dogs
Seven quesadillas
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Twelve powdered doughnuts
Eleven chicken tenders
Ten catfish fingers
Nine beef burritos
Eight chili cheese dogs
Seven quesadillas
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

[Buuuuuuuuuuurp!]