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Draggin' The Sleigh

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Draggin' the Line" by Tommy James and the Shondells

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Makin' a living the old hard way
Pullin' the fat man around all day
Wishing that he'd give up on buffets
Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh)

Even magic reindeer power
Can't pull this weight for too many hours
Santa, please put down that cheese souffle
Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh)
Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh)

Every day he sits in a French cafe
Drinking cafe au lait and munching on beignets
Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh)
Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh)

Havin' the elves re-engineer it
'Cause Santa's so fat that he can't steer it
I think I'll demand a raise in pay
Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh)
Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh)

Hope and pray he doesn't like deer filet
I need an ERA* to say it's my last day
Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh)
Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh)
Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh)

* Endangered Reindeer Act