Did You Master Your Domain?
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This parody is about the Seinfeld episode "The Contest". For more information, see Wikipedia.
Someone told me long ago
I should watch the Seinfeld show
And so -
Tuned it in when it was time
Then I heard Costanza say
"It is now the second day
Oh oh -
Tell me how you're doin'
I wanna know, did you master your domain?
I wanna know, have you managed to refrain?
Do you feel any strain?
Kramer was the first to fall
Then Elaine "went to the mall"
Oh ho -
You know what I'm sayin' here
George announced his self-control
Said he didn't shine the pole
I wanna know, did you flush the dirty drain?
I wanna know, did you play the uno game?
Tell me now, what's your claim?
I wanna know, did you test your lower brain?
I wanna know, were you opening champagne?
Then again, don't explain