Doctor My Nose

Original Song: "Doctor My Eyes" by Jackson Browne

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Yes, I added an extra verse and chorus. They were needed.

Doctor, my nose is way too big
It will snort just like a pig and I notice
Everybody runs away

People point and laugh and stare
It's to the point I cannot bear any longer
You must help me out today

Doctor my nose
Hangs down to my toes
It really blows
Please trim it down and end my woes

Doctor you did an awesome job
Fixing my gruesome facial blob and I thank you
From the bottom of my heart

But now it seems someone out there
Found an old photo and they shared it in public
I can hear the laughing start

Doctor my nose
Is on the internet
It really blows
My stigma isn't over yet

Doctor the situation's changed
And now my life is rearranged 'cause my picture
Has become a famous meme

And I am in so much demand
I got a call from TV land and they offered
Both a broadcast and a stream

Doctor my nose
Is getting lots of buzz
I must impose
Please put it back the way it was

Doctor my nose
Is not as bad as thought
That's how it goes
It seemed so dreadful but it'snot