Doctor Don
Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann
Original Song: "The Shape of Things to Come" by Max Frost and the Troopers
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There's a fellow
Playin' a tune on his guitar
He's never mellow
Livin' the lifestyle of a star
But the language, that he speaks, it comes straight from the john
'Cause nothing can clean the mouth of Doctor Don
Yes he's a talent
Everyone loves to hear him croon
And is he gallant
Look at the ladies as they swoon
But he opens, up his mouth, the outcome is foregone
'Cause nothing can clean the mouth of Doctor Don
The words your momma said, that are wrong
He's never gonna hold 'em back for long
He's a genius
Singin' with style and technique
But have you seen us
Holdin' our breath each time he speaks
When the Doctor, starts to talk, the children should be gone
'Cause nothing prepares you for the shock
Even if you hang out with jocks
When he says [censored] and [censored] and [censored]
Nothing can clean the mouth of Doctor Don