Crazy Cat

Original Song: "Maniac" by Michael Sembello

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A suburban cat on a Saturday night
If you pet him, he's gonna bite
He will jump on every counter and desk
He really seems crazy

He will look like he is fully asleep
But you know he's really not
He will suddenly start zooming 'round
If he senses that laser dot

Needing food put in his dish
Not the duck, the tuna fish
Then he turns away and rubs against the can

He's a crazy cat, crazy cat at the door
And he's wanting in and out and in some more
He's a crazy cat, crazy cat and hardcore
And he's knocking all my stuff down on the floor

Feline tendencies or insanity
Or just cat reality
For us humans it's a mystery
What is kitty thinking

You buy lots of toys and a cat tree or two
But you just don't have a clue
Will he like these treats, hey there's always a chance
So you spend your revenue

When you finally get in bed
'Cause you're feeling mighty dead
You'll awaken with a kitty on your face

He's a crazy cat, crazy cat to his core
And a cardboard box is such a major score
He's a crazy cat, crazy cat and what's more
All our furniture is shredded home decor

There is cat hair on the chair
On the couch and everywhere
If you sit down you'll be fuzzy for a week

He's a crazy cat, crazy cat and therefore
He'll be yowling through the nighttime evermore
He's a crazy cat, crazy cat carnivore
And he's filling up the litter box once more
Crazy cat, crazy cat I adore
And he thinks that his meow's a fearsome roar