Christmas Time Is Here?

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Christmas Time Is Here" by Patti Austin

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Christmas time is here
Earlier each year
Red and green on Halloween
Is killing all my cheer

Bones and candy canes
Fill the shopping lanes
Plastic elves are on the shelves
Right next to zombie brains

Ghosts and goblins play
There in Santa's sleigh
Skeletons all think it's fun
To join in reindeer games

Witches say hello
'Neath the mistletoe
Graveyard dead with severed heads
Go dashing through the snow

Vampires will bite
Reindeer neck tonight
Wolfman gnaws on Santa Claus
It's quite a Christmas fright

If this crazy scene
Makes you want to scream
For today just smile and say
"A Merry Christoween"