Chicken Tenders

Original Song: "Love Me Tender" by Elvis Presley

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Chicken tenders for my lunch
With some curly fries
It's the meal I love to munch
Make it supersize

Chicken tenders hacked from hen
I think they are great
I'll try to distract you, then
Steal them off your plate

Chicken tenders, chicken strips
Chicken fingers too
Watch them as they pass my lips
Soon to be doo-doo

Chicken tenders are so grand
Everybody's heard
I go to a diner and
They give me the bird

Chicken tender jamboree
Seven days a week
Might they be affecting me?
I just grew a beak

Chicken tenders, could it be
I'm a bit obsessed
Using all my energy
Just to get some breast