Sweet Chair O' Mine

Original Song: "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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There in the store
Off in the discount aisle
Something that makes me smile wide

Just what I need
Comfort while I get older
With a cupholder on the side

Boy, La-z-boy
Leaning back, with my feet way up high

Sweet chair o' mine
Extra padding for my ass
Fine naugahyde
It's a chair with lots of class
And so I...

Take it on home
Ready to start relaxing
Watching TV while snacking out

But then I learn
Just who controls the household
As I behold my lack of clout

Large, and in charge
Telling me, that my chair isn't mine

Sweet chair's not mine
It belongs now to the cat
"Why me?" I whine
I was not expecting that
Oh no no

Sweet chair's not mine
And it's guarded tooth and claw
That damn feline
Is a Siamese chainsaw
Sweet chair's not mine