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What Made You Buy That

Original Song: "What Made You Say That" by Shania Twain

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Baby, tonight I went and found me such a deal
Baby, I financed it with a loan
Baby, yeah baby, be glad that you're my lady
Wait until you see what I own

I think that now's the perfect moment
Think you're gonna be amazed
To see what I have bought although it cost a lot
Then I bring it out, I hear your voice shout right away

What made you buy that
Was it the red wine, was it the white wine in your veins
What made you buy that
What caused your brain to seize up and fart
It's too late now, you're not gonna take it back
I wish I knew what made you buy that

I couldn't believe her reaction
All this while I thought she would give me praise
Tell me why is it so wrong
When a great deal comes along
But she just shook her head and then exclaimed

What made you buy that
Was it the Bud Light, was it the Coors Light in your veins
What made you buy that
Use all the credit on our card
It's too late now, you don't wanna take it back
I wish I knew what made you buy that

What made you buy that
Was it the moonshine, was it the cheap wine in your veins
What made you buy that
You had to know that wasn't smart
It's too late now, they won't let you take it back
I think the devil made you buy that

Was it the Busch Light, was it the Becks Light in your veins
What made you buy that
I'd rather have a nostril wart

What made you buy that
Oooooh, just had to buy that
What made you buy that