Gonna Build A Burger
Original Song: "Gonna Build A Mountain" by Anthony Newley and Leslie Bricusse
Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs
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Gonna build a burger
On a giant bun
Gonna build a burger
Gonna be well done
Gonna build a burger
Gonna build it high
And then I'll put in on a plate
And eat it with a bunch of fries
Gonna build me a hot dog
From a sausage link
Gonna eat that hot dog
Quick as you can wink
Gonna build a hot dog
Maybe three or four
Gonna keep on fillin' up my plate and
Eat until there ain't no more
Gonna build a sundae
In a mixing bowl
Gonna shove that sundae
Down my burger hole
Gonna build a sundae
On a piece of pie
And wash it down with lots of coffee
Drink until the pot runs dry
When I finished eating
On that summer day
Then the Lord sent Gabriel
To take me away
'Cause I ate so much
From the buffet tray
I popped a gasket when I reached out
For a glass of cabernet
At the pearly gates
Wonderin' my fate
But there's St. Peter at a grill
And so I go and grab a plate
Gonna build me a burger
Ooooh, yeah