Buffo the Clown

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Walk Like a Man" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

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The BKSG boys introduce us to Buffo, the world's strongest clown. Later in the show we learn about Jay's Aunt Hoojus.

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(Buffo the clown)

Buffo the clown is super musclebound
And he hangs around with the kids
And Jay's Aunt Hoojus, who likes to watch Three Stooges
Once saw him fight a giant squid

(And he rips) phonebooks in half
Flexes his calf
It makes us laugh out loud
He is a clown
You can't boss around
He juggles giraffes downtown

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When you see him you just might flee him
He's scarier than Pauly Shore
And he is stronger than Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's laughing as he breaks a board

(And it's a) matter of fact
He wrestles yaks
He's got an act to watch
He's gonna try to snap a metal pipe
By bending it on his crotch

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