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Brains

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Legs" by ZZ Top Hear the original song on YouTube

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She eats brains
She's not very choosy
She feels no pain
Though her flesh is oozing

She's moaning "Braaaaiiiiinns"
Wantin' to obtain them
She knows how to drain them
Sucking on the brain stem

She's my mommy
She's a zombie
Yeah, she's a fright, all night

She's out there
Out with my granny
And they ain't et yet
Neither has my aunty

All of them advancin'
They're shufflin' toward you
You move faster easily
And yet they somehow catch you

They will dine
On your spine
Kiss yourself goodbye

Aaaaaaaagh!

They eat brains
It's so finger lickin'
Put in chow mein
It tastes just like chicken

One at a time
You'll lose your minds
You haven't died
You're zombiefied

And you'll want brains
You'll go out and hunt brains
But not in D.C.
No brains, see?

Eeeeek!