You're Gonna Boop That Nose

Original Song: "You're Gonna Lose That Girl" by The Beatles

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You're gonna boop that nose
(Yes, yes, you're gonna boop that nose)
You're gonna boop that nose
(Yes, yes, you're gonna boop that nose)

When you look down and see your dog
Just waiting for a walk
(It's that time on the clock)
You want to start a dialogue
But doggo cannot talk
(At least not human talk)

You're gonna boop that nose
(Yes, yes, you're gonna boop that nose)
You're gonna boop that nose
(Yes, yes, you're gonna boop that nose)

And when your little girl or boy
Comes running up to you
(Just like they always do)
Your index finger gets deployed
Your move is right on cue
(That schnoz gets bumped into)

You're gonna boop that nose
(Yes, yes, you're gonna boop that nose)
Because you're predisposed
(Yes, yes, you're gonna boop that nose)
You're gonna boop
(Yes, yes, you're gonna boop that nose)

It seems to be
A universal thing to do
(You know it's true) Yeah
Each time you see a honker next to you

(You're gonna boop that nose)
(That's just the way it goes)

You're gonna boop that nose
(Yes, yes, you're gonna boop that nose)
And everybody knows
(Yes, yes, you're gonna boop that nose)
You're gonna boop
(Yes, yes, you're gonna boop that nose)

It's sticking out
A facial bumper in your view
(So follow through) Yeah
That little snout, so what else can you do?

If you are hiking in the woods
And see a baby bear
(Just standing over there)
You shouldn't give in to the urge
Not even on a dare
(That mama's there somewhere)

And if you boop that nose
(You're tempting fate to boop that nose)
You'll learn it really blows
(Please hesitate to boop that nose)

*angry bear noises, screaming*

That's just the way
(Oh no, you just got ate)
It goes