Boba
Original Song: "Lola" by The Kinks
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He started out his life as a Jango clone
At a place where troops are assembled like cans of cola
C-o-l-a, cola
He answered the door on Kamino that day
I asked him his name but it was Jango saying "he's Boba"
B-o-b-a, Boba
Buh-buh-buh-buh Boba
Well I'm not the world's most clever Jedi
But I can read the signs he'll be a ruthless guy
Oh that Boba, buh-buh-buh-buh Boba
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How a cold-blooded killer gets so many fans
Like that Boba, buh-buh-buh-buh Boba, buh-buh-buh-buh Boba
Well the Jedi gathered for a fight
On Geonosis, every knight
Then Jango fought although he should have fled
And when he died Boba sure got ahead
Well I'm not the world's most psychic Jedi
But I could tell that in time
Well, we'd have big trouble with Boba
Buh-buh-buh-buh Boba, buh-buh-buh-buh Boba
Boba, buh-buh-buh-buh Boba, buh-buh-buh-buh Boba
Then he ran away
Joined Jabba the Hutt
He knew in his gut
That he needed to be
So feared all throughout the galaxy
And that's the way he aquired his fame
As a bounty hunter you know his name
He is Boba, buh-buh-buh-buh Boba
Han Solo hid in the garbage that day
And he might have managed to get away except for Boba
Buh-buh-buh-buh Boba
'Cause Boba had seen that trick before
So he captured Han and he got Jabba's reward
But things don't always go just like they're planned
He got digested by that thing in the sand
Well I'm not the world's most gentle Jedi
But I sure wouldn't want to be swallowed alive
Just like that Boba
Buh-buh-buh-buh Boba, buh-buh-buh-buh Boba
Boba, buh-buh-buh-buh Boba, buh-buh-buh-buh Boba
[fade out]