Parodyman - Song Parodies by Rex Ungericht


Blue Wizards

Original Song: "Moon River" by Henry Mancini/Johnny Mercer

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Blue Wizards
They're a mystery
And Tolkien would agree with that
So we ponder where they wandered
'Cause no writing tells us where they hung their hats

Two drifters
Heading for the east
Where evil never ceased to be
They're looking to find righteous men
Gathered with their ken
Prepared to fight again
Blue wizards agree

[Blue wizards
Chopsticks for a fork
They're eating sweet & sour orc]

They're two Maia who say "hi ya"
Did they have success?
Tolkien leaves us to guess

Two drifters
Is their mission done
Or did some Uruks run them through
Are they travelling in disguise
Just two purple guys
They're grit in Sauron's eye
Blue wizards, be true