Blazing Saddles Rhapsody

Original Song: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

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Is this a western
Is it a comedy
Mel Brooks will govern
Adding to his filmography

Opening scene
A railroad is being built
But then there's quicksand
Rails sinking in the silt
And so a change of plans must be made
Where should tracks now be laid
Gotta go through Rock Ridge
Gotta get the people to move, to move

Hedley, what should we do
Send a sheriff to the town
And make sure his skin is brown
Taggart, that'll get it done
Because the townfolk are a racist lot

Lyle, ooh
That'll have 'em packing up
And heading out to somewhere that is whiter
Don't you know, don't you know
That the future's looking brighter

Boris, my time has come
Your gallows now await
And I'm gonna meet my fate
Goodbye, everybody, I've run my course
Now a noose is on my neck and on my horse
Boris, ooh (Hedley at the window)
Now before I die
Please tell me why you're wearing medieval clothes

I see a dapper silhouetto of a man
Sheriff Bart, Sheriff Bart, will you save us from Mongo
Come and help us pronto, he knocked out a bronco now
(Olsen Johnson) Howard Johnson
(Doctor Johnson) Gabby Johnson
Reverend Johnson everyone
This isn't fun

Here come the vipers, snipers and con men
Rustlers and hustlers, cutthroats and highwaymen
Bushwhackers, gunslingers, godforsaken

Railroad comes, outlaws show
Will the people go
Resistance! No the people will not go (will not go)
Resistance! The people will not go (will not go)
Resistance! The people will not go (will not go)
Never will they go (Never, never, never, never will they go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, fiddle faddle, fiddle faddle (fiddle faddle, they won't go)
Lepetomane has a secretary who works nights, works nights, works nights

So you think you can keep up with Lili von Shtupp
So you think that it's twue that you will measure up
Oh baby, she's a teutonic lady
You're such a nice guy, she's got schnitzengruben for you

Ooh, wed wose, wed wose

Now we're in the backlot
Crashing through the sets
Time to end the movie
Time to meet your maker, Heddy

Don't you know it's Hedley