Black Knight and Squire and Jay

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Hardrock and Coco and Joe" by Stuart Hamblen

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Hardrock, Coco, and Joe" (aka The Three Little Dwarves) is a classic children's animation that is a Christmas tradition in Chicago. The Squire thought it would be a good idea to parody it.

Up there in Berwyn, in Berwyn I say,
There's Black Knight and Squire and Jay

Now listen my children and you will hear
A story of vodka and how it brings cheer
A Christmas Zubrowka and Grey Goose buffet
For Black Knight and Squire and Jay

Now Black Knight's the host of an internet show
Squire's the co-host, a musical pro
And Jay does impressions and cracks lots of jokes
They're jolly old fun loving blokes

Out in the audience if you go look
Chicago One and a huge spice nook
He and his plant listen each Saturday
To Black Knight and Squire and Jay

Now back a few years ago they did annex
A parody writer who calls himself Rex
And wine is his preference, but (hic!) that's okay
With Black Knight and Squire and Jay

For Black Knight, Zubrowka mixed with apple juice
Straight on the rocks for the Squire's Grey Goose
Jay takes his alcohol any old way
I'm Black Knight, I'm Squire, I'm Jay

Now Cherokee Leather is trying to find
A method to keep all the fellas in line
It's not gonna work so enjoy some Charbay
With Black Knight and Squire and Jay

Out in the audience, channeling tunes
You'll find Alura and Whacko too
She doesn't drink but she says it's okay
For Black Knight and Squire and Jay

And if you come join us I think you'll agree
They just might pass out when they hit hour three
Slurring their syllables each time they say
I'm Black Knight, I'm Squire, I'm Jay

Counting the drinks, have they had six or more?
Laughing and shouting, blood alcohol soars
Singing and swilling and starting to sway
I'm Black Knight, I'm Squire, I'm Jay

Out in the audience, sharing the cheer
Lineman is slamming a case of beer
He's got the shame closet open today
For Black Knight and Squire and Jay

So tune to the Christmas show ev-er-y year
There's no way of knowing just what you will hear
But you'll know the beverage is not Perrier
For Black Knight and Squire and Jay

Black Knight and Squire and Jay