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BKSG Christmas

Parody Performed By: Gary Hermann

Original Song: "Holly Jolly Christmas" by Johnny Marks

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Have a BKSG Christmas
We have shirts and mugs this year
Just progress to Cafepress
And buy a souvenir

Have a BKSG Christmas
You can help our balance sheet
You should go and spend some dough
Our prices can't be beat

We know you love the show
B.K. and S.G.
You need a shirt or two
And a mug or three

Have a BKSG Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
You should buy a lot of BKSG products this year

Have a BKSG Christmas
And just let me make this clear
Better buy a big supply
Before they disappear

Have a BKSG Christmas
You should give yourself a treat
You will crow because you know
The merchandise is neat

Ho, ho, I'm sure you know
Everyone agrees
They'd love to find this stuff
Underneath the tree

Have a BKSG Christmas
And in case you didn't hear
You should buy a lot of BKSG products this year
If you do then we'll have lots of cash for vodka next year