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Barbeque Grill

Original Song: "Beverly Hills" by Weezer

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Where I come from if I want a date
I just pull a cousin down on my lap
There's twelve of us in a little shack
And my friends are all related to me

But I am not some inbred fool
Santa Claus won't you hear my plea
Please bring me a new contraption
For cookin' all my critters

Barbeque grill
That's what I want for me
(Gimme gimme, gimme gimme)
Bring me a barbeque grill

Barbeque grill
Roadkill is delicious and free
(Bunny bunny, bunny bunny)
Cooked on a barbeque grill

Looking for some passing car
To hit a skunk with that machine
It'll make a meal for four
It's called hillbilly haute cuisine

I wanna fry a flattened rat
I wanna be the roadkill king
Possum pate' makes 'em drool
And try the pigeon wing

Barbeque grill
That's what I want for me
(Hurry hurry, hurry hurry)
Bring me a barbeque grill

Barbeque grill
Roadkill is delicious and free
(Furry curry, furry curry)
Cooked on a barbeque grill

The truth is some folks look askance
At hunting on the avenue
For kitty carrion

But I dont care I'm just picking up some food
Here on the motorway buffet
Sure as pa's sister is his wife
We'll eat good today

Barbeque grill
That's what I want for me
(killin' killin', grillin' grillin')
Bring me a barbeque grill

Barbeque grill
Roadkill is delicious and free
(lizard gizzard, lizard gizzard)
Cooked on a barbeque grill

Barbeque grill
Barbeque grill (doggie doggie)
Barbeque grill
Barbeque grill (froggie froggie)

Bring me a barbeque grill