Autograph

Original Song: "Photograph" by Ringo Starr

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Ev'ry time I see your face
At the restaurant and at places you always go
I try to ask for your autograph
But your chief of staff stops me even saying hello

I thought I'd get it
That day out on the bay
I was outwitted
When you raised sail and sped away

I can't get close to you at all
Everytime I try you call the cops again
I don't know why you push me back
I am not a quack, I want to be your friend

You got a ruling that I must avoid you
But that's not something that I really want to do

I watch all your performances
And it's plain to see you need me by your side
We'll always be the best of pals
There's no rationale why you should run and hide

Ev'ry time I see your face
Out around and everyplace, like at the store
I try so hard for your autograph
But your bodyguard says to get my butt out the door

Ev'ry time I see your face
I lace up my shoes and race to get to you
Why won't you give me your autograph
You just find somebody on your behalf to say shoo

Everytime I see your face
On the TV that is placed inside my jail
I can't believe you convicted me
But as you'll soon see, they let me still send mail