Ant Man
Original Song: "Taxman" by The Beatles
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Hank Pym, Scott Lang
Ant Man
Let me tell you how it will be
I fight crime microscopically
'Cause I'm the Ant Man, yeah
I'm the Ant Man
From country lanes to urban sprawl
Formicidae [1] come when I call
'Cause I'm the Ant Man, yeah
I'm the Ant Man
If you try to run, ants swarm on you
If you flail about, they'll stick like glue
If you try to fight, they'll start to chew
If you don't give up, you'll get your due
Ant Man!
'Cause I'm the Ant Man, yeah
I'm the Ant Man
I'm really good at getting small (ah, aah, Mr. Martin [2])
But I hit like a cannonball (ah, aah, Mr. Sam [3])
'Cause I'm the Ant Man, yeah
I'm the Ant Man
Now you had better run and hide (Ant Man!)
Because I've got Flik [4] on my side (Ant Man!)
'Cause I'm the Ant Man, yeah
I'm the Ant Man
And you're looking but you can't see me (Ant Man!)
[1] Ants are classified in the family Formicidae.
[2] Steve Martin, actor and comedian, creator of the standup routine "Let's Get Small".
[3] Sam Guthrie, aka "Cannonball" in the Marvel x-Men universe.
[4] Flik, the protagonist ant from "A Bug's Life".