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Ant Man

Original Song: "Taxman" by The Beatles

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Hank Pym, Scott Lang
Ant Man

Let me tell you how it will be
I fight crime microscopically
'Cause I'm the Ant Man, yeah
I'm the Ant Man

From country lanes to urban sprawl
Formicidae [1] come when I call
'Cause I'm the Ant Man, yeah
I'm the Ant Man

If you try to run, ants swarm on you
If you flail about, they'll stick like glue
If you try to fight, they'll start to chew
If you don't give up, you'll get your due
Ant Man!

'Cause I'm the Ant Man, yeah
I'm the Ant Man

I'm really good at getting small (ah, aah, Mr. Martin [2])
But I hit like a cannonball (ah, aah, Mr. Sam [3])
'Cause I'm the Ant Man, yeah
I'm the Ant Man

Now you had better run and hide (Ant Man!)
Because I've got Flik [4] on my side (Ant Man!)
'Cause I'm the Ant Man, yeah
I'm the Ant Man

And you're looking but you can't see me (Ant Man!)


[1] Ants are classified in the family Formicidae.

[2] Steve Martin, actor and comedian, creator of the standup routine "Let's Get Small".

[3] Sam Guthrie, aka "Cannonball" in the Marvel x-Men universe.

[4] Flik, the protagonist ant from "A Bug's Life".