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All I Want for Christmas is Everything

Original Song: "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

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"I don't want a lot for Christmas"
That is what I said to you
"I don't care about the presents"
That is such a load of poo

I want everything I see
Santa bring it all to me
Make my dreams come true
Santa I am counting on you

I want 4K televisions
And some brand new water skis
And I would be so very happy
If you brought it all to me

I know you can make it happen
Santa you have got the way
With your magic elves and reindeer
You can really make my day

I deserve expensive shoes
Just because I say I do
Make my dreams come true
Santa I am counting on you

You, Santa

Wall-to-wall commercialism
Taught me all I need to know
That I should want it all for Christmas
It should be the status quo

Even though the stuff I ask for
Is more than I'll ever need
I still want it anyway now
Just to satiate my greed

So land up on my roof tonight
Bring me holiday delight
Make my dreams come true
Santa, this is all about me, not you

Me, Santa

Oh, all the lights are shining on storefronts everywhere
And the sound of shoppers shopping fills the air

But they don't have the answer
With Dasher and with Dancer
Santa, won't you bring me ten of everything
Won't you please bring me rhodium rings

Oh, I just want it all this Christmas
This is what will bring me glee
Santa somehow fit it all there
Underneath my Christmas tree

Oh, I will grin from ear to ear
When I see it all is here
Make my dreams come true
Santa, bring me everything or I'll sue

You, Santa

Bring me everything or I'll sue, Santa
Bring me everything that I'm due, Santa
Bring me everything or I'll sue, Santa