Allergies

Original Song: "Valleri" by The Monkees

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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Allergies
I hate my allergies

There's a lot of stuff that makes my sinus spray
Dust and dyes and doggie dander, even your toupee

'Cause I've got allergies
A lot of allergies

Oh no

Why me?

Achoo!

When the pollen and ragweed levels really start to soar
Both my eyes and nostrils drip, and leave spots on the floor

'Cause I've got allergies
A Muttley* snick'ring wheeze

Allergies
A window shatt'ring sneeze

These bloody allergies
I guess I shouldn't breathe

 

*Muttley is a Hanna-Barbera animated dog originally voiced by Don Messick with a "wheezy snicker".