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Ageing

Original Song: "Sailing" by Christopher Cross

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Well it's not far to retirement
At least it's not for me
And as I watch my hair turn from black to gray
I'll reach senility
Oh it happens to each one of us
Just you wait and see
Believe me

It's not far to never-never land
At least not in my head
And when I'm old enough I will find the joy
Of childhood again
Oh it happens to each one of us
Just you wait and see
Believe me

Ageing takes me away to live on Social Security
And it seems that there is no guarantee
That there'll be cash for me

Lottery, cough up a win for me
As I'm ageing
Savings aren't what I thought they'd be
Now I'm looking at poverty
Won't you GoFundMe

Ageing takes me away to live on Social Security
So I just sit at home and I watch TV
And shop at Dollar Tree

Well it's not far to infirmity
At least it's not for me
And once again I'm told that I have to have
A colonoscopy
Oh it happens to each one of us
Just you wait and see
I need to pee-pee

Ageing takes me away to live on Social Security
But my doctor is giving me Sertraline
So nothing bothers me