Hot Dog

Original Song: "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley

Parody Performed By: Skip Briggs

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You ain't nothin' but a hot dog
Just sittin' on a bun
You ain't nothin' but a hot dog
Sittin' on a bun
Well, you ain't topped with any mustard
So you ain't my kind of fun

Condiments are all missing
Well this is just the wurst
Condiments are all missing
And this is just the wurst
Yeah, you ain't nothin' I can relish
And it makes me want to curse

You ain't nothin' but a hot dog
Sittin' on a bun
You ain't nothin' but a hot dog
There for anyone
Well, you ain't topped with any onions
So you ain't my kind of fun

Well they said you was ready
Come on and let's be frank
Well, they said you was ready
Come on and let's be frank
Well, I don't see no cheese or chili
Is this all some kind of prank

I got no time for losers
So gimme weiners now
Well I got no time for losers
So gimme weiners now
Yes, c'mon give me all the toppings
Or I'll go and have a cow

You ain't nothin' but a hot dog
Sittin' on a bun
You ain't nothin' but a hot dog
Sittin' on a bun
Well I thought you would be my grillfriend
You ain't my kind of fun