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Original Song: "Nine to Five" by Dolly Parton

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Headin' out the door
While I'm dreading what is comin'
There you are with your engine hummin'
I get on in
And hope that I'll survive

You hit the gas
And your car starts movin'
Out on the street
I start disapprovin'
The way you drive on the road at 95

Drivin' 95
That's in miles every hour
As you always try
To show off your engine's power
But in any case
It's too fast here in the city
This is not a race so
Please give me some pity

95
It's way above the limit
And I'm thinking I
Might be dead inside a minute
While you zip ahead
Swerving in and out of traffic
The words I scream are getting pretty graphic

I'm havin' thoughts
Of a windshield shattered
And you and me
Being badly splattered
It really seems
We'll meet our fate today

I'm hearing you gloat
That you're moving so fast
Everybody here is gonna get passed
N' you're cussing out
Everyone who gets in your way

Drivin' 95
And you got me in a panic
Gonna close my eyes
'Cause I'm gettin' kinda frantic
So I say a prayer
Askin' for divine protection
I am hopin' for angelic intervention

95
Your tires are a-squealin'
And I can't describe
All the terror that I'm feelin'
This is not the way
That I want to spend my Friday
As we wind up being
Splotches on the highway

95 O.M.G. it's started raining
So it won't be long
'til we're starting hydroplaning
You will lose control
And the next thing that we're knowin'
Is which afterlife that
We will be a-goin'

95
One mistake from demolition
But things would be fine
If we just exchanged positions
As a passenger
I am scared about surviving
But I know we'd be ok
If I was driving
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