WIP it good.

Shhhh.... you've found the top-secret Work-In-Progress page. Some of these ideas will become complete parodies, and some won't.

"Thanks For the Holiday", to the tune of "Thanks For the Memories" Thanks for the holiday A Thursday break from work A plump and juicy turk- y, and a Friday off makes it an extra special perk Oh thank you so much Thanks for the holiday A feast for me and you With ham and stuffing too I have to go and spend about an hour in the loo 'Cause I eat so much

"Find Yourself a Buddha to Rub" to the tune of "Find Yourself Somebody to Love" If happiness and peacefulness leave you And you're lost in the depths of despair There's just one thing that you can do to get back on track Go find a Laughing Buddha to give you what you lack You won't find what you need on television Or drinking all night in a pub If you wanna feel better tomorrow Find yourself a Buddha to rub

"Calories" to the tune of "Valerie" (Steve Winwood) So good, that éclair, and it seems so unfair There's a price to pay for everything you eat Don't like to wait to fill my plate I drool when I spy all-you-can-eat buffet Cookies, hot and sweet, just add to what I weigh Calories, calling me - calling me, calories Come and see me - not the same size I used to be

"Stock the Cash Bar" to the tune of "Rock the Casbah" Now the word from the manager You gotta stack those bottles high Those lobbyists and congressmen Guzzle all of our supply They pull up in their Cadillacs They've been in meetings on the hill And now they need refreshment And an alcoholic thrill We need more vodka Stock the cash bar Stock the cash bar Yes lots more vodka Stock the cash bar Stock the cash bar Republicans'll order A cocktail or some wine The democrats'll ask for A Corona with a lime And the independents order The cheapest thing we've got