Reindeer Practice
Original Song: "Helter Skelter" 
by The Beatles
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Even magical flying reindeer eventually retire, so after Christmas is over Santa works with the young ones to get them ready…
When you get in the harness and you’re standing in front of the sleigh
Be prepared to take off when I yell “dash away”
Then we’ll fly in a circle and we’ll land here again
Ho ho ho
Do you, do you want me to choose you
You better not let the sleighbells confuse you
Getting really cocky, and you think you’re the answer
Well you may have some talent but you ain’t no Dancer
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Ho!
Got to learn that you can’t delay me
You gotta be fast if you want to sleigh me
Let’s see how you do next to Prancer
You’re showing some promise but you ain’t no Dancer
Look out!
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Ho!
Look out, you spilled the sack!
Got to go ‘round the planet with the toys in the back of the sleigh
Got to hit every house and be back in a day
Then we rest ‘til next Christmas and we do it again
Ho ho ho
Well do you think you’re ready to try it
Whatta you mean that I need to diet?
Flying o’er the tropic of cancer
You’re making the circuit just as fast as Dancer
Good job!
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Look out
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We’re dropping too fast!
Toward that roof
Please slow down
Dropping too fast!
I think we’re gonna crash!
[CRASH!]
There’s an antler up my -------!