Draggin' The Sleigh
Original song: "Draggin' the Line" |
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Makin' a living the old hard way Pullin' the fat man around all day Wishing that he'd give up on buffets Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh) Even magic reindeer power Can't pull this weight for too many hours Santa, please put down that cheese souffle Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh) Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh) Every day he sits in a French café Drinking café au lait and munching on beignets Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh) Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh) Havin' the elves re-engineer it 'Cause Santa's so fat that he can't steer it I think I'll demand a raise in pay Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh) Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh) Hope and pray he doesn't like deer filet I need an ERA* to say it's my last day Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh) Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh) Draggin' the sleigh (draggin' the sleigh)… * Endangered Reindeer Act |
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