Designated Driver
Original song: "California Dreaming" by The Mamas and the Papas
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All my friends drink Crown
Sometimes Tanqueray
And we're sitting here
In this cabaret
Since I can't get smashed
I'll just graze the buffet
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I'm drinking Perrier
Stan has had too much
He's walking with a sway
Bob just jumped up on a chair
And pulled off his toupee
And Tina thinks she's in Hawaii
She's looking for a lei
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Will get them home ok
Time to head on out
But they wanna stay
Todd is at the bar
Singing "Runaway"
Kim is telling Barry
"Put that thing away"
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A chauffeur and valet
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Will never be passe
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No DUI's today